An elderly couple was retiring to bed. The husband was getting ready to sleep but the wife was in a romantic mood to talk.
She said: "You used to hug me when we were courting."
Reluctantly, he hugged her for a second and tried to get back to sleep.
Ten seconds later, she said: "Then you used to kiss me."
Slightly irritated, he grouchily gave her a kiss on the cheek and went back to sleep."
Twenty seconds later, she said: "Then you used to bite my neck."
Angrily, he threw off the blankets and got out of bed.
"Where are you going?" she asked.
"To get my teeth!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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